The Daddies Who Are We!!!!!!!
Name: Paul Tinkler
Known as: Mr.T – Ginge – Walter White – Heisenburg
Description: Probably the chief Daddy of all Daddies with over 20 smacks and 4 write offs.
Warning: do not go drinking with him you will lose a day.
Also do not be tempted to sniff his finger if asked.
Name: Dave Nicholas
Known as: Big Nose – Wobble Belly
Description: Total wanker, nobody likes him!!!
He used to work for Vizer you know, 50% of the time with his arm up a cows arse the other 50% with his tongue up his guvnors arse!!
Warning: Quick!
Name: Mike Bishop
Known as: Bish – Mr.Bish
Description: This bloke can make anything seem plausible!, he could sell sand to an Arab!
Been spending most of his time recently throwing money at a BMW when he knows dam well Hondas have a very good build quality.
Warning: Don’t share a room with him, 4 poos a day is a minimum!
Name: Graham Gunn
Known as: Gunny – Gunner – Splat
Description: One of the true original Daddies. He owned a Honda CB50 when he was16, Suzuki X7 at 17 and a GSX1100 at 18 a Daddie!
Warning: Don’t mention Brexit!
Name: Simon Kirby
Known as: Specs
Description: This guy is off the spectrum, total head case, do not enter into sensible conversation with this man you will probably be confronted with a face similar to the one on the left.
Warning: Pretty quick for a Secky Twat, but not as quick as Dave!!!
Name: Mark Drury
Known as: Marjory – Marjory’s Yarns – Fat Bloke
Description: Do you want a yarn, if you really want a yarn this bloke is full of them. Marjory has yarns coming out of his ears, he is the Yarn Master!!!
Warning: Don’t mention coaches!!!
Name: Del
Known as: Del Boy
Description: This bloke comes with built in spanners and puncture repair kits, he is The Mechanic!
Warning: Do not touch his food or go anywhere near him while he is eating!!!!